Hey ordinary girl that's somewhere in the world! I'm a not-so-ordinary guy in Texas (or at least that's what I tell myself [that I am different])! I want to get to know you via Wattpad! I'm not one of those creepy old men on a couch who can't get a job (or a date for that matter), but just a boy who's out looking for someone to entertain and talk to. You up for the task, or do you want me to move on? If you do want me to go, you won't hear from me again. If you don't, I can't entirely say that I will be... Ordinary. Hope that's ok with you.
Sorry if I completely weirded you out. Hope to get to know you,
Calvin