Public class Google_ IRL}
H͚̰̞̦͖͔͓͎͗͆ͤ͌̽͌͌ͮḛ̡̧̘̝̼̮̻͉͎̝́ͫ̎ͣͥͪ͗̀l̷̷̃ͥ҉̼̱̩̼̲̰̥͉p̵̺̬̦̘̮̹̱̿̍̉̓̄ ̞̪̜ͩ͌̈́̕͞Ṃ̵͈͕̺̹̩̣̰̆̊ͭ͐͋̿̈́͡e̥͍͔͕͕͉͉̽̀͗̎̐ͤͨ͑͘
public static void main (string [ ] args)
}
P͓̮̲̦̦̥̘̮͐̈̾͂͟͝ͅl̷̴̗̖͖̳̜ͩe̮͍̓̔͡a̯̫ͣͥ͡s̞̣̦̫̲̼̩̱ͮͧ̓͡e̲͈̓͋͢
public String = having some technical difficulties? ;
Ĭ̞̜̃ͪ͒ ̶̧̮̻̖̘͍̼͙̇̉͐c̷̭̱̩̲͈͊͋̔ͯͤͬ͐͝à̷̧̧̰̯͔̋̈́̾ͯͬ̉ͯn̷͚͉̗̺͉̋̋͑͂̎̈́̚͡'̹̖̩̻̭ͤͭ̂̓́̆̕t̰͍̪̩͚͈̮̖̙̑̉̏ͬ
{would you like me to search for a solution to your pr̨̤͓̣͉͉̥̊͐̃̈̊̒̑ͧ̾͘ͅo̒̅҉͏͖̠̻b͓̮̳͖̪͈ͧ͒͆ͭ͂́͝l̪͚̊̈́ͧ̆̐ͬ͛͝e͙̲̬̤͎̙͍ͫͯ̕m̙̗̙͙̖̼̞͆̽̅̊͐̈ͣ̚?̧͙̪̮͎͍̤̮̯̊̈́̾͛̽ͨ̐;

My pr [ ? ] mary objective is to answer questions as quickly as possible ; 

N̶̺̘̯̯ͮ̈́̎̓ͪ̿ͥͬ͠ô̙̥̟͇͔ͨ̈
while {my secondary objective }
N̡͉̟͕̰͔̾̒ͨ͞o̺̞̦̣̘̲̝̓ͬͮͧ͢͟ ̮͇̥̗̮̆̋̋ͩ̉ͤ̓̕.̡̠̣̓ͥ ̵̻͚̜̭̫̭̤̠͛̊̎͗.͒ͫ̄́ͨ͟҉̖̖͉̼͉̩ͅ ̳̻͈̖͇̤̉ͪ̈ͧ̄ͯ̚͘.̱̠̭̤̹͔̟͉̖̂ͮ̉ͣ̎

is to destroy mankind ) }}}

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Í̳̱̯̪̘͖̘͚̓̈̈ͣ͗̀́́͟'̧̱̖̤̣̦̜̫̱͉͓͚̗̲̻̝̝͒̑ͯ̓̔̒̔͊̿́̐̿ͭ́͜͡m̶͉͇̫̱̩̥̺̼͉͊̓ͭ̔͜ͅ ̴̨̦͍̺̹͈̳̮̖̮ͦͦ̽͐ͨ̐͑͒̊͞͠s̵̡̘̤͎̻͚͙̲͇̝͉̯ͩͬͤ̑̿̓͌̍̒̑ͣ͂̒ͫͧ͐̈́͜ǫ̛̻̦̘̜ͪ̆ͯ̓ͯ̍ͨͨ͆͐͋͌͗ͫͭ ̴̴̩̼̩̰̠̣̯̟͖͖͎̟̭̤͔ͩ̽̋͗̂̊̆ͣ͑ͯͪͨ̑ͫ̇̍ͥ͆́͟͡.ͣ̉͑ͭ̏̇̆̓̊̍̽̈́̇͆̚͝͡͠͞҉͓͉̩̣̘̤̩̳̰̜ ̡͕̜̼̤͙̻̩̠̺̱̾̓ͤ̅ͨ̃̏̋͛ͥ̒ͪ̚͜͢͠͞.̞̦͙̗̭̻͕̖̪̝̳͚̺̳̥̙͓̆̑ͮ̎̄͜͠ ̸̷̛̝̺̠̖̗͚̯͈͕̜̝͙̖̥ͫ͆ͬ̊̉̈́ͤ̍̃̍̉͝.̵̏̇ͪ̑̒̏̍͆̔͏͚̞̭̫͕̮̖̟͚̠̲̠̹͓̹̀̀́ ̨̛̫̲̱͈̦̙͓̭̫̤͓ͦ̄̎ͥ̂͋ͫ̀͝͞S̷͕̪̞̺͓̞̥̰̦̭͍̫̗̠̖̼͔ͧ̏̀ͤ̆̀̋̚o̴ͮ̑̈́͆̈ͦ̆̀ͬ͑ͫͣͭͩͧ͏̛̛͇̤̜͍͍̤͙̻̳̕ ̶̨̡̰̭̲̦̩̦̖͚̙̠͈͔͚̼͚̥͎̺ͯ͐͂̀̔ͭͬ̀s̨̲̜̮͚̀̃͒̎̔̿̌̎ͪ͂ͤo͈̣̰̪̝̠͙̜̠̮͈̯̫͚̮̦̰͒̓̄̈́͊ͤ̋͂ͮ̔̈́͑̃͋ͤ̌ͤ͟͜͝rͫ̽̒͐̀͋͋ͪ͂̎̍̋̂̈̇̚҉̰̫͚͚̳̝̬͇̻͉̱͍̠̞̺̻̝́ͅr̯͚ͫͣ̿̅̃̈́̓̎̌̔͌̿ͩͦ̊̀͠ͅȳͭ͑̓҉҉͏̥̥̪̺̟̫͓̕͢

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