kaczk_rip

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"Oh hi!
          Get this,
          I found your corpse a bit ago,
          great haul,
          lots of goodies to pillage.
          Took your items,
          replaced the batteries,
          good as new!
          Don't worry,
          you can have it back.
          For a price of course..."