Oliver

So so, we occasionally check into this account however most of the time we’re busy with school

So one, it’s my birthday on Tuesday so I get to front all day. Two, we’re going to Six Flags on a school field trip for my birthday so I get to choose something from the gift shop to buy. It’s gonna be fun!
          -Claude 

I just went to a rented out theater that one of our partners (polyamorous relationship) rented out and we watched sing 2 with our friends and at the end we missed on the lips and my cheeks are burning 
          -Oliver

We had to give Oliver R. (Host) an initial because we have another Oliver. This is gonna get confusing real f-ing fast xD
          - >:)

Listening to trauma causers calling us rude and attention seeking over us getting angry because they were taking our bullies side go brrrrrr
          -Alex

Stealing an idea from someone who stole an idea.
          https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=T531ryS

My literature teacher: You will all have to write a scary story
          All my classmates already done with their basic five pages and shiz
          Me who casually has 3 pages setting up the environment already: I'm going over the page limit I swear-

FISH AND EGGS 
          STEAK AND BEEF
          CHACHACHA
          GRAPES AND EGGS
          STEAK EGGS
          ARE YOU HUNGRY
          YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT HUNGRY 
          DOODOODOODOO
          LOTS OF PEOPLE GET HUNGRY
          THATS YOUR BODY
          HUNGRY COMES FROM YOUR BODY
          FOR YOUR BODY
          YOU MUSTA GOTTA BE HEALTHY
          WHATS THAT A TASTY SNACK YOU DONT WANNA EAT A SNACK LIKE THAT
          GREEDY TO EAT ALL THAT
          YOULL END UP WITH YOUR TEETH ALL GRAY
          DOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOO 
          EATING HEALTHY

Are you a succulent? 

I was listening to O.D.D and I thought at the chorus it was meant to say I have OCD. Brain isn't working today it seems.