Kkai

pOOOOOooooKeeeeeeTtttttT

absolutely nothing https://www.wattpad.com/story/89182237

The competition is on >:3

Tessappointment

Smuppets 

just no willow 

YOUR SPLEEN

@Noahisacat this is Nina btw

THERE WAS
          A LOVELY SALMON
          AND IT ATE RUDOLPH
          BECAUSE IT WASNT CHRISTIAN
          
          THEN IT
          ORDERED A BIG MAC
          AT BURGER KING AND 
          THEY TOLD HIM THAT ONLY MCDONALDS SERVES THOSE
          
          SO THE
          SALMON FLEW BACK TO THE OCEAN
          AND ATE PRANCER
          AND THEN SANTA GOT MAD AT HIM
          
          SO HE
          FLEW TO THE MOON AND 
          ATE THE AMERICAN FLAG AND
          A FEW ASTRONAUTS TOO
          
          BY THEN HE
          HAD TO GO ON A DIET
          SO HE ATE SALADS
          SPECIFICALLY ORANGUTAN SALADS
          
          BUT HE
          ATE TO MANY SALADS
          AND BLEW UP
          RIGHT IN SALADS CITY
          
          SO THATS HOW
          SALAD CITY WAS DESTROYED
          BY A SALMON
          AND THE SALMONS DANCED IN VICTORY
          
          BECAUSE 
          WE DESTROYED OUR ENEMY
          AND THAT WAS GOOD
          SO WE DANCED ON FOREVER....