A person

I'm kalrox, still dead inside
          Just positively dead inside 
          I don't remember my password at this point honestly so just come to this account 

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          ( • - •) This is a beautiful account
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          ( • ^ •) I must get you a meme 
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          (•w •  )  *ringing*
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          * yes hello this is 911 
                  What's the problem? 
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          (•w •  )   Yes I need memes 
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          *yes umm miss
                that's not what 
                   911 is for...
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          (-w -  )  Understandable 
          <   \  have a "great" day
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           ( • - •) Sorry I couldn't get you 
           / >< \   Memes
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           ( • w•)  Have a cookie instead!
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