lixie/\Jay

nah but lowkey story editing sounds nice rn (coming from the mf that barely has experience)

What in the ever living freaky freshy frackety wackity quacktiy mother fuckity fucking fucker ducker wucker hell

To welcome the new year i would like to state that my favorite mafia troupe is when both people are badass and it isn't like one person is badass and the other is so crazy protected that they are alwsys a target

Everyone needs at least one downbad mf and 2 horny shits as friends

How fo you get a friend to stop talking abt pegging men

so it turns out a squirrel should need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity

Sometimes I think about the fact that LBC and TharnType are In the same universe

I'm jealous of rich wattpad guys

HI ITS LEO SADLY.. THE USER IS OLD

Why are you gay