@kanak_reads
If you get scared half to death
and then scared again
do you just disappear
@abhay_ki_mohtarma Will let u know after being scared to death. Lol!!
Why do noses run
but feet smell
English was designed
by someone unserious
@abhay_ki_mohtarma That person might as well be drunk too.
If you borrow a pen
and never give it back
is it still borrowing
or did you just purchase it
@abhay_ki_mohtarma No,coz i didn't pay for it. I simply took it.
If you expect the unexpected
doesn’t the unexpected
become expected
@abhay_ki_mohtarma Yessss
Why is “abbreviation”
such a long word 😭
@abhay_ki_mohtarma Abbreviate it then. "Abrvtn"
If you’re waiting for the waiter
aren’t you technically
the waiter
@abhay_ki_mohtarma Waiter's waiter maybe.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner
did you just become
a vacuum cleaner cleaner
@abhay_ki_mohtarma Prolly yes!!
If the early bird gets the worm
what does the second bird get
the bird flu probably
@abhay_ki_mohtarma Hein?👁👁
11th mein nhi pati mera clg jata hai🤧😞🐥🐥
@kanak_reads ji ...okie tata💋💋
@kanak_reads noice noice btw mera pati maine abhi nevi didi se pucha toh voh 12 th mein hi hai baaki aap ek baar unse pooch lena
@KuchhiKuchhi41 Ohh accha. Theek hai puch lungi. Abhi main chali padhai karne...tata💋🫶
Helo dudu😙✌️
Ha ikr ...koi nhi koi nhi
Arehh woh aise hi bass maan ho rha h🤧
20😭
@shiv_ki_rati Aree but main fir wish khan karungi😔 Mat jaoo👉🏻👈🏻