Hello, my name is Camryn Knudson! Before you even dare reading my stories there are a few things you need to know about me first. Now stop crying over My Chemical Romance's breakup and get to reading.

I'm a fangirl. Or should I say phangirl. I literally live for my ships and fandoms/bandoms. Almost all of my ships are gay and I'm not even sorry about that. Without my lovely little ships this world would be a lot darker for me. Sometimes being a whovian isn't that bad.

I'm heterosexual. Alright, before we start talking about this I want to share a secret with you. For a few years of my life I really wanted to be a lesbian or even bisexual. Like, I have no idea why, but I really wanted to and I convinced myself I was. And once upon a time I kissed a girl and I felt nothing. The end. Even now, a little voice in the back of my head screams at me to wave that pride flag. Well, I guess I can wave the straight flag.

I'm an atheist. God is literally the biggest load of fluffing crap since Patrick's marriage to a female when we all know he's gay.

I'm becoming short. Yep, that's right, I'm becoming short. The only way this is possible is because all of my friends are growing and becoming taller than me. Not cool. I can just see myself in five years from now, kicking tall people's shins because they make my teeth hurt and my breasts swell with rage.

I'm a flute and saxophone player. Playing music is something that I enjoy very greatly and I would never give it up for anything. Unless My Chemical Romance was going to get back together...