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Dude, wha happened to Hisoka's ice cream truck?! It's GONE... I am sad. :(

Omg you really did it.

TODAY IS SAN GERMAIN’S BIRTHDAY!! Pls wish him a happy birthday!! He is ???? Years old today!! 

Guys another ginger popped up and took out Jake btw. Can someone please tell president miku to not go against Ed Sheeran anymore. I forgive him for the case of ebola he gave me, I forgive him for when he replaced my bath water with chicken broth, I forgive him for when he bit my dog, I forgive Ed Sheeran. Maybe I did steal his songs which is why he took them back. I will make a new hit song coming up this hot girl summer called Jake you stupid idiot I hate you. Hope you guys like it. I now have learned my lesson. Don't like people called Jake who work at Wendy's. I am going to open up my own McDonald's now after all of this, thank you for all your support.

Guys, it was Jake. I thought he was dead. I don't know what to do. He said he was plotting against me this whole time. Ed Sheeran was the good guy all along trying to keep me away from Jake. I can't believe this. I thought he loved me. After the time we spent together. The time he made me clean the toilet, when he drowned me in the ocean, or when he threw me off that cliff(it was really romantic btw). I'm heart broken, no one hit me up again. (Oh no I hope a hot ginger from genshin impact doesn't appear it would be a shame if he just came out of no where and took out Jake with a single cheesy squirrel)

Guys I managed to escape with the will power of getting my hit songs back. I still do not know where am I but I do see a Cheesy Squirrel in back. Can someone please pick me up I'm scared. Wait guys. I see someone who looks like Jake. Guys please wait for me I'm going to go look because that's what you're always supposed to do in horror movies. 

Guys please help I'm lost now. I got hit by a block of cheese and now I don't know where I am please help. GUYS PLEASE HELP THE 10 FEET GIANT RATS THAT I THOUGHT I ESCAPED WHEN I WAS -3 YEARS OLD. PLEASE HELP I NEED HELP NOW CALL VENTI FOR SOMETHING PLEASE SOMEONE WHO CAN FIGHT AND THAT ISN'T A SCRAWNY SHORT BOT PLEASE HELP

Guys please meet me up near the canon where we will fire cheesy squirrels towards Ed Sheeran and his stupid ugly gingerness. In honor of Jake we will fire all the burritos we can get on our hands. Rest in pizza Jake you will be missed. We will reclaim my hit song AND AVENGE JAKE TOGETHER!!!

Guys I just got word from president miku that we are going to war with Ed Sheeran. He has stolen hit songs left and right, and spread 7 different diseases to 6 local taco bells. We also figured out that the cheesy burrito with the squirrel was made by Ed Sheeran himself to kill Jake!!! I'll have my revenge on him you just watch. Also we are all forced to fight in this war. If you see the person with two hot topic clips that were on sale that's me!! Say hi to me please and buy my hit album called: Cheesy Squirrel.

Guys I lost to Ed Sheeran. That stupid ugly ginger took my other hit song, this is my fight song. That song made me happy and represents the trauma I had as a child when I was kidnapped by 10 rats who forced me to do the cha cha slide for food while they circled me for 29 days. It's devastating. No one hit me up again, only real ones know. He also took my favorite hair clip which cost me 99 cents which if you think about it, it's a lot. Please help. (how poor are all of y'all to not atleast donate me one dollar bill some of y'all suck, not you though Venti you cool)