Hey there!  Thanks for taking the time out of your possibly busy life to read this intro.  I'm technically not new to wattpad, because this account is like 2 years and 6 months old, but I haven't logged on in like 2 years and 5 months, so...  I guess I'm kind of new.

Like a baby that got frozen in time for 2 years and 5 months years.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Nailed it.