Chinchilla✨

father son and holy beef roast, PLEASE don't let people say Love In A Bottle glamorizes alcoholism the same way they said Poison glamorized SA

Hey! I just wanted to check in, 
          
          I know I remember requesting a one-shot to your platonic oneshot story, and I was wondering if it’s still going or if you decided to pause it for a bit. Totally no worries at all if you’ve been busy, I was just wondering.
          
          Have a good day and or night

Just a curious and spooky question that involves a bit of sweet treat motifs, if some of your ocs were monsters for Halloween, what would they be and what might be their favorite candy? :3

when i was a kid (Like, four) there was another kid in my class that had a jacket I also had, so I wore mine EVERY DAY in the hope that the other kid would also wear it on a day when I was and it would start a conversation.
          Aaaaaaaaand that's how I thought friendships were formed.

started to write a story, I'll sum up the first chapter. 
          Married couple team up to murder after many years of happy marriage. 
          After they kill a guy, the husband compliments his wife coz she looks really pretty with the guy's blood on her hands then insists that he carries the body down to their basement himself because she was wearing a new dress and he didn't want it to get stained. 
          Down in the basement they cut up the body, the wife saves some of the teeth and a bit of hair because the husband liked to keep little souvenirs of their endeavors. 
          The husband carries her up the stairs when they're done, she insists that she was too heavy, he tells her that's nonsense. 
          Then they fuck and agree that they would gladly burn in hell together.

my mum dropped some absolutely insane lore once and I just thought about it and I want people to know about it, so here it is: 
          
          My famalam was at dinner a few days after I'd been diagnosed with AuDHD and I made a joke about how I probably got it from my Pop (grandpa on my mum's side, he's deeeeeefinitely somewhere on the spectrum.) 
          My mum sorta squints at me then goes "Chilli... You know that your Pop isn't my biological father, right?" 
          And I'm like "???" 
          And my mum's like "Yeah, my mum had me with another man, but then he cheated so my mum divorced him. Your Pop's first wife had cheated too so they were also divorced, he isn't biologically you grandpa. Your aunt Rachel isn't biologically your aunt either, she was your Pop's kid with his first wife, she's my step-sister." 
          AND I'M LIKE "?????????????????????" 
          And BOTH MY BROTHERS go "You didn't know?"
          NO THE FUCK I DID NOT.
          
          Anyways, my Nan's first husband's name was Phil, and we hate Phil here coz my Nan's cool n he's not gonna do better, the fucking loser.

Australians: "My sister and her wife have come down from Queensland for the next week, I'm gonna take some time off to hang out with them." 
          Americans: "Boss, please, I just need one day to undergo open heart surgery, I swear, I'll work unpaid overtime after, I'll work at Christmas, I'll give you a kidney,  I'll put you in my will, please, I need this surgery and my five year old daughter needs a mommy."

American sports fans: De-fense de-fense!
          
          Australian sports fans: Alrighty mates, I've written a diss track about an AFL team who hasn't won a grand final in decades, and a one, and a two I LOVE IT WHEN COLLINGWOOD CHOKES, IT'S FOOTBALL'S GREATEST JOKE

A guy sitting near me is reading out a list of diseases and phobias in a scottish accent and I reckon that it might get me though the rest of the day

Some people have never felt the need to hold their keys like claws or a shiv and it shows