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Homie I miss texting you :/ it’s been forever since we talked and ik it’s ur birthday :) so if you don’t freaking answer me I’m kidnapping Santiago and dragging him to your house with a Mitsuri cosplay on :) and then I’ll steal his fleas and shove them into ur birthday cake :) long story short happy birthday!!! I miss you :)

To my homie: Homie it’s almost your birthday! If you don’t answer me on you’re birthday I’m going to kidnap Santiago and force him to dress up as Mitsuri and cook his fleas into a cake and show up to your house and make you eat the cake <3

To my denji: it has been exactly 13 days since you messaged me anywhere, and if you turn 14, and don't message me on that day, i will go to Santiago's house, put his flea's in a Ziploc bag, take them to your house, and  make you eat them as a side dish for your birthday cake.

Heyyyy

Are you still stuck in the bathroom?