karmakrush

*pterodactyl screeching*

choclatemulkshake

me like your giraffe

karmakrush

Homework be like:
          1+1=?
          Tests be like:
          Jim has seventeen apples. If his train is late by seventeen minutes, calculate the mass of the sun. If the sun's mass is ??? and there are three sides to a triangle, how confirmed is the Illuminati? If Illuminati is not confirmed how confirmed is Half Life 3? If the answer is less than 100, how ashamed is Lord Gaben? If the answer is over 100, calculate the square route of pi.

karmakrush

Well, SOREEE IMA GENASS IN LITERATERE AN NOT MATHZ
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choclatemulkshake

Gurl there are many answers to 1+1=, Like:
            
            DEEZZNUTZZ
            
            YO MAMA
            
            21
            
            JOHN CENA
            
            RKO
            
            BANNANA
            
            I DON'T KNOW
            
            HARRY POTTER
            
            WHATEVER
            
            BAE
            
            MIRANDA SINGS
            
            GSHAKAHAHGAHSUWTIWK
            
            BOOM SHAKALAKA
             
            hibijibis
            
            SENPAI
            
            SENPAI NOTICE MEE
            
            WAT
            
            DON'T CARE
            
            2
            
            SHUT THE F*CK UP (If you don't know where this came from it is the 1+1=2 Beoncyè vine)
            
            1+1=2 Beyoncè
            
            That was all I could think of.
            
            
            
            
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