Me + ☕️= a crazy woman who's high in caffeine
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I'm an alien.👽
And I find aliens cute😍
Therefore I am cute🤷♀️
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"Imagination is better than knowledge." - Albert Einstein
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I hate:
-Perverts
-exams
-fake people
-lies
-too bright
-PAIN
Etc.
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I love:
-Food
-Food
-Food
-Food
-Food
-Food
-Food
-Food
Let's be honest. At the times we're broke and no human can ever comfort us, food will always be there.
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kaseykawaii13
Aug 19, 2017 08:37AM
Hello there souls! Yours truly here just got a new level of editing things. I dunno, I just got 'not lazy' I guess. Haha well, if your day freakin day is boring, kindly look at my page. *wink-wink*View all Conversations
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