First, I want to congratulate you on landing on my pathetic page. 

You're an inspiration to us all. 

Okay, but in all seriousness, here's some random fun facts about me: 
-I'm super sarcastic yet lovably endearing...the only reason that I still have friends is that I hid my weirdness from them until it was too late. 
-I'm an 22-year-old chick with an INFJ personality type (in case you were wondering, yes, that means I share traits with Hitler) and an ancestor famous for murdering thousands of Protestants...A.K.A. predisposed for genocide, I guess...
-I'm a huge fangirl, so don't insult HP, PJ, LotR, my unhealthy obsessions with the USWNT, etc., or I will inevitably nail you in the eye with a plastic blue hairbrush (and kudos to those who got my reference). 
-I'm probably the most accident-prone person you'll ever meet; I've broken 15 bones and received 17 concussions in my short tenure on this planet...if only hospitals had a 'Buy One, Get One Free' policy on MRIs...
-I'm bisexual and hella proud...oh, but I actually wasn't talking about being proud of my sexuality just then; I only meant that I'm standoffish and snobby in general. 
-Music is life (though not as much as Shrek is). I love listening to Drake, Camila Cabello, Billie Eilish, Meek Mill, Taylor Swift, Queen, Kanye West, U2, etc. I also learn lyrically-intricate songs (Alphabet Aerobics, Rap God, Good To Go) as often as I can, so you have that to look forward to if you ever meet me in a Wendy's Drive-Thru...
-Some random things I like to do are: wear shorts in the winter, read YA books and make excuses for my immaturity, sweep girls off their feet with bad puns and lots of sarcasm, anything pineapple-related, daredevilry, binge-watch Netflix and YouTube, drool over Kelley O'Hara's abs, curse frequently and for no apparent reason, and, of fucking course, eat copious amounts of FOOD.

If we have anything in common, well...I'd advise seeking professional help. Just a suggestion. 

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