wʜʏ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍɪɴɪᴏɴ, ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇs ᴋᴀᴛɪᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ wʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ϙᴜɪᴛᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙʟᴇᴇᴘ.  ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴍᴀ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ, ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ wʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ɪ sᴀʏ wʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪʟʟ ᴅᴏ wʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ wʜᴇɴ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴇᴀʟ wɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ.

 

ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ wɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀwᴇsᴏᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴀ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ. ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ, ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏsᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏw ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴍ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴀɴᴅ ϙᴜɪᴛᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴍ ғᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄʜɪʟʟ wɪᴛʜ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ɪᴍ ᴇɪɢʜᴛᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ᴋɪᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ, ᴀɪɴᴛ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢʀow ᴜᴘ ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙʀᴏwɴ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴏwɴ ᴇʏᴇs, ᴘᴀʟᴇ sᴋɪɴ, sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ 5'4 ᴀɴᴅ wᴇɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ 8 sᴛᴏɴᴇ sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ sʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴀ.


sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛʀᴀwʙᴇʀʀɪᴇs, ᴍɪʟᴋ, sᴋɪᴛᴛʟᴇs, wᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴛs, ᴛwɪʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴜɴᴅᴇʀwᴏʀʟᴅs, ʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴠɪʟs, ᴢᴏᴍʙɪᴇ ғɪʟᴍs, ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀs, ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ, wʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴏʟ. sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴀʀᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀs, ʙᴜɢs, wʜᴏʀᴇs, sʟᴜᴛs,  ᴍᴀɴ wʜᴏʀᴇs, ғᴀᴋᴇ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇs, ʙᴜʟʟɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sɴᴏʙs.


ᴍʏ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴜɢᴇ ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴏɴ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ wᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ wʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ wᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇᴘɪsᴏᴅᴇ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ 10 ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ wɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ wᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ. ɪ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ wʜᴏʟᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ. sʜᴀɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀʀʏʟ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ғɪᴛᴛɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ɪ wᴀs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ'ᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʙᴏᴛʜ, ɴᴏ ʟɪᴇ.


ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ғᴇw ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴏw ᴋɴᴏw ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴋɴᴏw ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʀsᴇᴅ, ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ.