I am a thirteen year old girl who is awesome. I am not going to tell you where I live (stalker!) and if you're a paedophile then get lost. Seriously. 
I'm a minor, not a child. 
So that would be minorohillia. 
Ha. I made a new word. I love writing (no!) and reading. 
I have nothing to declare but my genius. Etc. 
I will not read twilight on the grounds that every time you read twilight, GOD KILLS A KITTEN!
Think of the kittens. I am a brunette and proud, I am a geek. I want to be a crime-solving, high functioning sociopathic cannibalistic time travelling ginger hipster agent at MI6/ the FBI (but only for the fava beans + chianti) and have every intention of living in the Shire of Raxacoricofallapitorious. And I want to shoot first. 
Surprisingly enough, I have friends. Several. One is called frodo, another Lestrade and Sherlock. And Moriarty. 
So I made their names my email! Shoot, did I just say that?
Dammit, Anderson! Yeah, my email is *************@*******.co.uk. Wow. I feel evil!
Seriously, I want to be a forensic psychologist/criminal profiler. And if any of you speak Spanish (provided that you are not paedophiles) I would love to hear from you, as I need to practice. 
Yippee-ki-yay, Sauron!
Kathy (otherwise known as miss Kathy Lisbeth Holmes-Solo-Baggins-McClane-Potter-Lestrade-Salander.)
Now you see why I just put Kathy first?
Ha! If you would like to publish my work, DON'T! Unless you have every intention of giving me FULL CREDIT and/or are Harpercollins