katsubi1101

when ur mock case last year was the most miserable case you’ve ever worked n the news starts talking ab the ntsb  

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guys when they say the things you post online come back to haunt you THEY MEAN IT 
          and by that i mean my suitemates found my tiktok from when i was 12/13 and they are all watching it as i struggle to log back in and deactivate that shit 

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“jessica i’m going to egg your fucking car” my mom to her boss

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my mom works with kids and there a lady there who one of the kids. hates. this lady's never been unsupervised with her so it's def not abuse or anything but like. this kid HATES this lady. so my mom asked jessica to stop assigning that lady to the room with the kid who hates her. fair. but jessica forgot and assigned the lady to the room and the kid would not stop screaming so my mom essentially broke into her boss' office to say this
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katsubi1101

whether or not you like pineapple on pizza directly correlates to your shoe size

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my sources say that your shoe size is u.s. women's 8 or 8.5
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moonlit_marauders

Alright I’m intrigued. 
            I like pineapple on pizza-
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katsubi1101

bro my friends are so drastically different it’s insane that we all get along. i texted two friends implying that i want to hit them with a car and one responds with heart and kissy emojis and the other one says “bet i’ll lay in the road right now” i love them both so much

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bro i did mock trial last year and it was fucking INSANE. i was an expert witness even though i never did mock trial before and i didn’t know jack about shit and then i CRIED the first time my teammate crossed me in practice so she never crossed me again and i never got any practice because she didn’t wanna cross me if i was just gonna cry. and then the trial?? it was my shitty ass school against the most renowned team in the state. my dumb fuck self against their best attorney. and i fucking. WON????? and now i’m DATING the guy that crossed me and THEN i didn’t get to go to another trial for the WHOLE REST OF THE YEAR?? bullshit.