katsubi

when ur mock case last year was the most miserable case you’ve ever worked n the news starts talking ab the ntsb  

guys when they say the things you post online come back to haunt you THEY MEAN IT 
          and by that i mean my suitemates found my tiktok from when i was 12/13 and they are all watching it as i struggle to log back in and deactivate that shit 

“why, is the girl you like a gemini?”
          “she’s black, does that make a difference?”

“jessica i’m going to egg your fucking car” my mom to her boss

i got SEVEN new followers in the last week and i need to know why the hell y'all are following me. i have like 3 chapters of a book up and they aren't even good please find something better to do with your time

absolutely astounded by the fact that i removed all my fics more than a year ago and havent reposted them since and yet. i continue to gain followers. why are you people following me. what do i have to offer to you

whether or not you like pineapple on pizza directly correlates to your shoe size

bro my friends are so drastically different it’s insane that we all get along. i texted two friends implying that i want to hit them with a car and one responds with heart and kissy emojis and the other one says “bet i’ll lay in the road right now” i love them both so much

bro i did mock trial last year and it was fucking INSANE. i was an expert witness even though i never did mock trial before and i didn’t know jack about shit and then i CRIED the first time my teammate crossed me in practice so she never crossed me again and i never got any practice because she didn’t wanna cross me if i was just gonna cry. and then the trial?? it was my shitty ass school against the most renowned team in the state. my dumb fuck self against their best attorney. and i fucking. WON????? and now i’m DATING the guy that crossed me and THEN i didn’t get to go to another trial for the WHOLE REST OF THE YEAR?? bullshit. 

my science teacher is following me on instagram??? i’d like to die now