katsutitty

the bernie sitting with mittens meme but it’s you following and interacting with @arsonsexual

katsutitty

would be pretty hot ngl
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mechandick

*CORRECT >:)) 
          
          that’s okay, i got that word from my friend so it took me forever to spell it, so i gave up and resolved to google. BUT NO IT MEANS GORGEOUS, WHICH PERFECTLY EXPLAINS THIS ):< ALSO PLEASE, I LOVE RYAN REYNOLDS — HES ONE OF MY WEAKNESSES TOO

mechandick

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NO NO ONE WANTS A BUSTED STRIPPER’S ARM- THE FUCKED HANDJOBS WOULD BE HORRENDOUS. but actually, there are downsides to cherries, you could choke on one </3 there’s NO downside to valentines- it’s gorgeous, just like you :>
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mechandick

but there’s no mistake to be corrected :((  SEE, IM RIGHT! THE TITS ADD FLAVOR, RETWEET IT CUNT— but you shine brighter than everyone’s smile in the world COMBINED (:<
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mechandick

YEAH, THEY MUST’VE BEEN BUSY PUKING THEIR GUTS OUT AFTER SEEING MY HORRENDOUS ACCOUNT— HOWEVER, I JUST KNOW THEY PRAISED THE GODS (ps: that’s you <3) WHEN THEY SAW YOUR AWE-INDUCING ACCOUNT
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mechandick

OH I AM BUT A MERE MORTAL COMPARED TO YOU. <3 
          
          actually, the only adjectives there are that could even do ANY justice would be for your account on thesaurus.com <3 such a pulchritudinous account as yours, i really feel honored that you would want to even have anything to DO with a peasant like me! i must take notes on how to be as creative as you are, and as amazing as your account is! (: ,, maybe you’re right, i didn’t have to travel far to find your account, because the sheer glow of how stunning it is very quickly attracted me to it ;) but,, in THAT case - i suppose i’ll just get ryan reynolds to come here and express his and my adoration/admiration for this! :)

mechandick

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I WOULD NEVER LIE TO U OMG <33 that’s the last thing i would want. but— you know those fucked looking strippers in gta that have the glitched arm? i’m the embodiment of that LMAO. <3 HEY, HEY, I GET THAT, I FEEL THE SAME WAY, but on the bright side, you get chocolate at discounted prices AND you could watch hallmark valentine movies just for the hell of it, and make fun of all the cheesy scenarios n stuff >:D
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mechandick

i’ve already been worshipping your account for eons >:D YOU HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ME—  look, camie’s tit just adds to the delicious flavor <3 i mean, who doesn’t like lookin’ at a good tit every once in a while, you know?? CLEARLY, your account is brighter than the sun,, which explains why both this account and the admin brings light to everything <33 the only thing that’s deep is my strong admiration for you (:<
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mechandick

NO, HE’D CALL ME AN IDIOT SANDWICH FOR THINKING I EVEN HAD A CHANCE AGAINST AN EXPERT LIKE YOU, I BET YOUR ACCOUNT COULD MAKE EVEN THE STRONGEST OF PEOPLE FALL TO THEIR KNEES AND PRAISE IT <33
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mechandick

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BITCH I PUT IT ON MY LIFE I STG 
          
          firstly, ugh, i wish i could talk as highly about my account as i talk about your perfect account. (;< SECOND, the reason why my name wasn’t on it was because i’m incompetent and illiterate, dipshit. and i kept them in the cupboard because i DO, in fact, live in a musty, crusty cardboard box. i didn’t bother to learn about writing BECAUSE i was focused on looking for a flawless account such as yours,, so my journey has come to an end. <3 now i can spend the rest of my life worshipping this. (:< a wrestling kink? i mean- if u wanted ;) FHAJA — but, i won’t hesitate to get johnny depp here to compliment your account and tell you just how stunning it is (:<

mechandick

VALENTINE? THATS SUCH A PRETTY NAME WTF — may i call you val for short? (: i’m like a gta stripper, please </3 you flatter me too much. your name is gorgeous, which would make SENSE, since you and your account are also clearly breathtaking as well.
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mechandick

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 the reason why i’m overlooking mine is because i’m too busy fawning over an absolutely riveting account that belongs to you <3 like the fucking PEASANT that i am.  look, the day i could even CONSIDER that your account would be much less than mine, will be the day i become straight. so NEVER (: i would feel honored being haunted by a god such as yourself <3 you’re so kind to me
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mechandick

NO HUSH, HE’D BE CRYING AT HOW MUCH OF A MASTERPIECE THAT ONLY A SKILLED GOD SUCH AS YOURSELF COULD CREATE, AND HE’D THROW MINE IN THE DUMPSTER LIKE THE DUMPSTER FIRE IT IS. YOURS IS JUST * CHEFS KISS X10000 * AND I CAN GET EVERYONE TO BELIEVE IT TOO
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mechandick

 YOURS ARE MORE CLEVER I CANT STOP LAUGHING 
          
          oh, so other than having a godtier AND impeccable account, you also took my goddamn shrooms that i locked up in the cupboard </3. though, i SUPPOSE i’ll let you slide, since your account is perfect and sent from the heavens itself. after seeing the psychiatrist, i think we need to see a w.w.e coach, so i can knock some sense into your clearly clouded head (: because YOUR account is superior, and i won’t hesitate to pull a john cena on ur gorgeous ass <3

mechandick

:0 oh my god ofc ofc. you can call me cherry (: please ignore that it sounds like a stripper’s name, i wasn’t really creative with pen names back in the day. what’s your name, gorgeous?
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mechandick

i don’t think you realize how long i could stare at this beauty of an account <3 just magnificent. i’m so SHOCKED, that a mere MORTAL like me gets to witness such a flawless account made by a GOD such as yourself ;)
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mechandick

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IF BY SEAL OF APPROVAL, YOU MEAN SPIT ON IT AND SAY IT LOOKS LIKE A LAMB’S BURNT ASS THEN YEAH. HOWEVER, I JUST KNOW HE’D SOB AT SEEING YOURS, BITCH, CONSIDERING HOW AMAZING IT IS.
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mechandick

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I HATE THAT I GIGGLED AT THAT, BYE 
          
          BUT— contrary to your clearly hallucinative state, YOU are the one above all, and above me with your godly account. <3 i will praise your account to my heart’s content, because it’s the truth, that yours is better than mine. if you shit it out, i’ll have no choice but to call the doctor because you may have gotten paper cuts up your ass </3 and then i will force you to admit that yours is better :)

mechandick

we better not be getting a divorce on the same day as our wedding because you won’t admit yours is better ):< IM GONNA WEAR MY BEST SUIT, JUST SO I CAN IMPRESS YOU AND YOUR GODLY ACCOUNT BECAUSE MINE IS CLEARLY INFERIOR
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mechandick

UM NO MINE WOULD BE BETTER BECAUSE IT HAS MY EXACT EMOTIONS ABOUT YOUR ACCOUNT LIKE— MWAH <33 ITS AMAZING, GODLY, GORGEOUS. I BOW DOWN
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