HOWDY MY NAME IS BANANA~CHAN *get slapped by herself*

Me to me: Stop being so random!!!*inserts random name because of amazing randomness*

Me: Whyyyyyy!!!! *get slapped again*

Me to me : It not normal!!

Me: What if I don't want to be normal!!!

Me to me: Be Normal!!!

Me: NUUUUUUU!!!! I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL!!!!!
*get slapped again* ABUSE!!

Me to me : Be normal!!

Me:Fine let e wear the "totally normal"shirt

Me to me : Yay you finally cooperated

Me: fudge you *I said giving her the Chinese middle finger while I wear a randomness shirt with out them looking*Please do not be offended. I have nothing against Chinese people.)

Me to me: That is enough to this of this dialogue.

Me: PEACE OUT MY RANDOM BANANA FELLOWS!!
___________End of dialogue__________________

Lets be serious here


Just an "normal"teenage girl joining Wattpad

Favorite quotes

"My life is a lie"- Unknown person

"We're all mad here"- Mad Hatter

Likes
•SLEEP
•MEMES
•ANIME
•GAMES
•FOOD
•FANGIRLS
•WATTPAD
•FANFICS
•YOUTUBE
•NETFLIX
•BANANA
•POTATO
•PUNS


Dislikes
•SCHOOL
•GOING OUTSIDE
•LIFE
•HATERS TO THE LBGTQ


MY RANDOM QUOTE
"One does not simply kill potato or banana"-Banana~Chan 2017



This is a true story...a girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted a quote; Tomu Sota balch. As he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
  • In the world of fantasy
  • JoinedAugust 25, 2015



Stories by MyLifeIsALie