~Liams Boothang~

"Well we do usually have sex tonight before Alan Carr, Chatty man" 
          Yess gurl I LURV CHATTY MAN http://wattpad.com/story/4777012?utm_content=share_passage

Hey sexy's(: You just got hacked by Mrs.Styles... I love you baybee<33333

"bacon flavored chips"
          Crisps... Not chips love http://wattpad.com/story/1717943

"Harry made the sound of a horse –probably a crippled one"
          I can't even.... http://wattpad.com/story/2534324

"Harry manages to get out. I put my hands onto his shoulders and turn him towards me. "Harry, I'm not going to judge 
          you - you'r..."
          Kiss kiss kids
          Yes I did say kids http://wattpad.com/story/4026805

"he was always a backstabber,” he told me."
          
          Aha how punny http://wattpad.com/story/4516956

"“She’s more hassle than she’s worth that little banana"
          
          Gosh darn that little banana http://wattpad.com/story/4516956

"It’s cause I’m Irish, isn’t it"
          
          I found this soooo funny http://wattpad.com/story/4516956