1. I do bad things, but I do them well. Just kidding. I'm a hermit.
2. I tell people that I work out more than I actually do.
3. I drink more wine than a 20 year old should. 
4. I think an ego is my amigo.
5. I do Sudokus during each college class I've ever taken.
6. I dance in the shower every night like the world ends tomorrow.
7. Lacy underpants make me feel like a freakin' rockstar.
8. If I were a male, I'd be an alpha male.
9. I think that if someone were to clone me, the world would be a better place.
10. I like applesauce on my pizza.