"Hey, so I know we just met yesterday, but I couldn't resist writing a 10-page love letter expressing my undying affection for you. I even sprayed it with my cologne so it smells like me. And, um, I may have accidentally mentioned our future wedding plans and named our imaginary kids. Sorry if that's moving too fast, I just feel like we have a special connection. Also, I may have rearranged my schedule so we can spend every waking moment together. Hope that's not too forward. Anyway, can't wait for our romantic picnic later!"