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my mom: *thinks I'm not gay*
          
          me: "surprise bitch"

I just did the girls turn into guys thing everyone’s doing on tik tok and damn I could be a pretty hot guy

“I’m worldwide handsome what are you saying?”
          
          “You a worldwide bitch is what you are”

hello! sorry for sending a message, but i just wanted to inform you that i am moving accounts..! you seem to have interest in my book “three way split,” so i just wanted to let you know that i will be continuing it on @jojoserloi ! thank you for reading! ❤️ ~jon

~adds happiness~

my friend just started singing “if you like it than u should’ve put a ring on it.” And the only thing going through my mind is “god really liked Saturn then

i hate to break your 69 followers but you deserve a 70th follower ;))