A is for Arson.
B is for Buy a lighter and commit arson
C is for Come on, just commit arson already!
D is for Don't worry about morals, just commit arson.
E is for Everybody, let's go commit arson!
F is for Flamethrowers are good for committing arson.
G is for Good job, you committed arson!
H is for Hello, wanna commit arson?
I is for I just committed arson.
J is for Just use a candle or something and commit arson!
K is for Kangaroos are cool. You know what's cooler? Arson.
L is for Life is long so that you have plenty of time to commit arson.
M is for Must commit arson.
N is for Nobody's watching, commit arson!
O is for Of course I committed arson yesterday, you didn't?
P is for Pests are annoying. Get rid of them by committing arson.
Q is for Quit stalling, and commit arson.
R is for Run to your nearest shop, buy a flamethrower, and commit arson.
S is for Swiftly commit arson, don't delay!
T is for Time to commit arson!
U is for Useful tip: Commit arson.
V is for Velvet is flammable. Perfect for spreading the fire after you've committed arson.
W is for We must commit arson right this very instant!
X is for Xylophones are fun. So is arson.
Y is for Yes, I committed arson, so what?
Z is for Zaza is cool, but committing arson is better.