Hello random person that I know nothing about and probably will never lay eyes upon! Welcome to my deepest darkest secrets.
Ok kidding. I'm kidding! But for realzies lets chat shall we?
I'm an avid reader, fairly optimistic person and complete and utterly hopeless adrenaline junkie. Don't try to save me, I'm beyond help. 
I live in this weird place called earth. And surprisingly other life forms called human beings inhabit it as well. Though I have never quite been able to find a creature as awesome as me. I'm kinda like my own species. One of a kind type thing.
Ah you made it this far? Congrats to you, and to me! I actually caught someone's attention and kept it. Score!
Don't you leave now that I'm celebrating. Don't do it! Come back! Come backkkk!

Aw I knew you'd stay......sending an virtual high five your way.
See what I did there? That was both encouraging and it rhymed! 
I think I'll end here, I never really get to end on a great line like that. 
See! I already screwed it up.
I better get out of here before I mess it up more.
Stop typing.
Stop.
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