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A and B are having a conversation.
          A: “Knock knock.”
          B: “Who’s there?”
          A: “Europe.”
          B: “Europe who?”
          A: “No, you’re a poo!”

A Mexican wizard said he would disappear on the count of 3. 
          “Uno, dos…”
          
          He disappeared without a tres.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit go to a blood bank.
          The nurse asks the rabbit, “What blood type are you?”
          The rabbit replies, “I’m probably a typo.”

Do you know what comes with defeat?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          De smell

I have come back.

Guys I found a Kamisato Ayato x Yandere Joe Biden and it's awesome.

Man.
          
          
          
          I don't think the artist for naruto knows what the color brown is. I mean maybe gaara's hair is a reddish brown, but honestly, I see no difference between red and the colour of his hair.

WHAT IS UP WITH HALF THE PEOPLE ON YOUR FOLLOWING LIST HAVING RENGOKUS LOVE CHILDREN AS THEIR PFPS  SJJFISKDJSKDOSOD

I just shouted at my dad and he literally started crying
          
          
          I'm typing this in front of my mom while she's telling me to apologize :)
          
          
          
          My life is awesome

I decided to search up weird ranpo (from BSD) fanfics but it some how it autocorrected to tampon(?) Pretty darn weird if I do say so myself