ur mom

i’ve realized that i’ve never kissed anyone while dr*nk because i never look at their lips. i’m always looking at eyes or like just trying to talk so it’s never looked like i wanted to make a move d:

my mother said we would’ve been friends in college  

OH so i’m 21

holy guac, i’m 21 tmr!

rt: it’s me and my asexual allegations against the world 

first weekend back to school count is probably four… (not anything beyond eye tag :P) it’s me and my asexual allegations against the world

why is my watty acting so weird???? like is it an update thing or just a problem with my phone or even ME OMG

some guy after asking me out: “i know what i want in life and i go after it”
          
          okay but do you know i want someone that lets me quite literally gnaw on their thighs???? i don’t think you can match my freak sir. (also, you weren’t twinkling. i unfortunately like a good sparkle in the eyes that captures me terribly)

halloweekend count of interested is officially a 5

i can feel my eyes glazing over with boredom