ur mom

i knew it was a risk but f*ck yall 

also i need a man that lets me bite his thighs when im in my twenties (FEW MONTHS AWAY, but do i actually want that, prob not, THERAPY)

maybe mixing two shots v*dka with three glasses of w*ne and three seltzees was a bad idea. mind you my only food that day was an apple (maybe not), nutter butter bites, and dino nuggets for dinner THEN A donut with dairy after such activities so i will NOT do again. the food part i mean, the first part i will continue but with more food and not with the bevs :)

ovulating means lil pains and the need to bite a man’s thigh idk

my phone is like a kinda fancy house that belongs to someone a little on the spectrum and has secret bookcase door

i wanna give yall my vsco, but i fear it has my whole name :(

chat check my rant and give me feedback (if ya want). 
          
          
          
          idk what life is rn. hearing men speak is annoying me baaaad. 

A couple years ago I asked my bestie/crush what he thought the album cover would look like if 1D made another album and he sent me your pfp

the way that i made a full f*cking rant just for it to get entirely wiped because of a character count is stupid

found a series. kind of don’t like the writing so far. it’s so middle school kid trying to be cool, mind you that is very similar to a college jock which is who the story is on