Keylin Humphrey

hope the Philosophical ravings didn't get annoying. https://www.wattpad.com/story/97932522

And I'll also post some one-parters and poetry soon. Don't worry, the poetry is quality shit.

So I've been absent from Wattpad for a couple years.
          
          Whoooopsssss.
          But I'mma keep it going now, I shall not give up on the story!
          Until I do. 
          But THAT TIME IS NOT NOWWWW! And hopefully not ever

Now, before I start publishing this puppy, I need to clarify that Google Translate does not have Sicilian as a listed language. And I only found one Sicilian translator on the internet, however it was less than good at working. So, I'll have to rely on the few Sicilian phrases I know and a rule or two (okay I only know one) to try to Sicilianize the botched Italian that Google Translate will give me. Yeah, translate's good for words, but not so much for syntax. So yeah, excuse my Sicilian, keep it fresh, and never go fishing on a boat.

Heyyyy, there. I am a really happy to announce dat, uh, I been a workin' a new story, and I'm a gonna upload da first chapter pretty soon, huh? It's a gonna be a kicker, huh? Hey, if you don't like it, then you can go sleep wit da fishes.
          
          I'm a gonna upload new chapters on a fixed schedule, pro'lly e'ery two days, once I get things prepared enough, and if I need to delay da uploads, I'll announce it and give a nice return time. That is, if I can fight my damn laziness enough. Ci vediamo la prossima volta, i lettori!

Do people realize what Sicily even is? I searched it up on WattPad and 70% of what I found had absolutely nothing to do with the unique, diverse, flavorful culture of that magical island in the Mediterranean. No, rather it was all about an island oh, 6,000 miles away from the one I'm concerned with. Yeah, Japan is cool and all, but really, Japan? Just what the fuck?

Why does everyone love Paris? I mean yeah, it's cool, but Sicily's awesome too!

Now, you can all throw all your organic cookies and rotten cabbage at me, because I kind of deserve it, but I am sorry because I have been working on... uhhh... five stories. Sooo... I've been pretty busy... again, sorry but at least you can hear my bootiful voice now!

@AllAboutTheFries Also no problem. You're pretty funny.

@AllAboutTheFries Thanks! Sorry if I seemed a bit insistent with the comments, I can't help but get out my jokes and stuff. (Also, I swear somewhat frequently. I have an Irish friend, the attitude is passed on )