Hey, guys! It's me, Keyssi! Let's be honest, I just write bc no one listens to me and that's basically bc I'm annoying as f***. Well, too bad! You are reading this right now and that's all I wanted. So, thank you. Anyways, for those who are interested in who I am: I'm 19, I'm from Germany, I can't cook (but my cup cakes are great btw) and I love strawberries. I'm not the best swimmer, simply bc I respect the sea. Jk, I really have no clue why my body acts like a freakin stone when I'm in a pool/sea/puddle. Why am I here? I actually want to write in English and share my stories that I can't share with anyone else. (Jk, my sister is interested in what I do). Oh, and I'm also going to be a student at a Scottish University. That's why I write in English. If you got a problem with it, let me know. I'll listen to you but I can't promis that I'll care. Okay, that's a lie, too. I appreciate everyone who reads my story or just this description. I hope you like it. If there are any more questions, don't hesitate, just ask! Comment, text me or send me a letter (homing pigeons are okay 2).
Have a nice day, eat your greens, don't forget to fart and laugh about it and wear weird stylish socks, bitches!