Hey guys! Here's another skit that I've come up with to post. This is based off of my fanfiction story, Mario The Music Box. Here they are:
Penguin Jokes
Isaac: Hey sweetie! How're doing?
Alice (As a 11-year-old): Mmh.
Isaac: Mmh? No hi instead?
Alice: *shrugs*
Isaac: No, it couldn't be..... has my daughter turned into a penguin?
Alice: *frowns* A penguin? Why would I-?
Isaac: Because you're really giving me the cold shoulder! Brrrrrrr!!
Alice: ......
Isaac: ......
Alice: ......
Isaac: ....What?
Alice: ..... Did you just tell a penguin joke?
Isaac: I... uh... well, it sounded funnier in my head.
Alice: ....Never do that again.
Isaac: Aw, honey, don't be like that! You should be a happy penguin! Or should I say, pen-grin?! Get it? Because-
Alice: Dad, no!!
Isaac: Ok, ok, I'll stop. But, sometimes, I just think we're polar-opposites, you and me.
Alice: Someone just kill me!!
Riba: Gladly!!
(FYI: In my story, Alice's father really likes to tell jokes to his daughters. He's a really goofy and upbeat guy.)