Girateon The Demonic evolution Pokemon.
The unholy and yet somehow perfect fusion between Eevee and giratina, contains massive strength and power but is too lazy and sleepy to use it.

Ability: sweet dreams: at the end of your fifth turn girateon will heal itself by falling asleep.
 Hidden ability: distort: when activated this ability randomizes the opponent Pokemons stats for the duration of the battle.

Attack: 150, defense: 150, special attack: 120, special defense: 120, speed 80, HP: 100. Balancing out to a whopping base stat total of 720.
Can be found sleeping on beds, sleeping on couches, somehow writing online books despite the fact that they only has paws, watching power rangers and transformers on a random TV.