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Some of y’all really went “hmmm what gay ship shall i fetishize today” and chose schlattbur

i hate that i have to resort to writing from 2019 but i haven’t thought about schlattbur since summer 

all of my writing was written before the dreamsmp took off, so none of it will be hinting towards it. and also, i have never watched any dreamsmp stream so even if there is a reference it was unintentional 

every comment i get that’s like “schlatt doesn’t like to be shipped” i get more powerful

my oneshots have been getting hell of a lot of reads lately, thank you :))

hope yall like smut cause yall are getting 5k+ words of it 

seeing ppl compliment hibiscus margaritas makes my brain go happy brrr

hibiscus margaritas has drained me im trying to write another oneshot but it’s not working

thank you for 3k on my oneshots :D muah