Dear Future Husband,
Has your mom started pressuring you about marriage yet? Or are you still nursing that broken heart of yours? Have you jumped into any awkward blind dates, or are you still denying the inevitable?
Whatever the case, hold tight—just one more year! My 7 boys are making their grand return this year, and I need to focus all my attention on them before I get back to you.
Yours (eventually),
Future Wifey