Oh.
Hello.
I wasn't expecting company, but make yourself at home.
So.
Lovely weather we're having.
Well.
I suppose I should introduce myself.
My name is kick_the_moonchild.
But you probably already know that.
I don't have any stories written at the moment.
Maybe I will.
Maybe I won't.
Only time will tell.
I mainly read and try to attempt making humorous or ironic comments.
If you like that kind of stuff, follow me I guess.
No pressure, it's okay.
So, I suppose I should write things about myself.
Well, to start, I'm asexual, quiet, and I really try to be kind. 
Hate and rude comments on the internet are unnecessary.
So, please, direct your hate comments and rudeness towards me, and not another person who can't emotionally or mentally handle it because of what's gone on in their life.
Thanks :)
Anyway, I mainly read Phan, Septiplier, PewDieCry, and the occasional Game Grumps ship, but nothing too romantic.
I prefer fluff, and don't read smut.
But I'm not bothered if you like smut.
I don't mind :)
So yeah.
That's me.
Oh, and don't ask where the inspiration for my odd profile came from.
It just came to me one day.
Strange...
Anyway, have you enjoyed your stay?
I hope so.
If not, that's okay. 
Sorry, though.
Well, I believe it's about time I bid you farewell. 
Don't worry, we'll meet again.
Unless you don't want to meet again.
That's okay, though.
So, goodbye fellow internet dwellers.
:)

-kick_the_moonchild