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THIS IS MY *THIRD* TIME GETTING HIT, MY THIRD TIME!  CAN'T YOU PEOPLE TRY TO BE NICER 'BOUT IT?

!   Rare Royster sighting??!

You- you can even ask Miss Anri!! 〔⠀;;⠀〕

FYM NUH UH! IT'S TRUE.. WE'VE BEEN SO *SO* GOOD.. 

@playindog   nuh uh. 

ARE YOU SAYING MY BIG ASS BROKE THE CHAIR

@playindog   but you’re the one who’s currently sitting on it.

Did so! Look- 〔⠀Creak. Creak.⠀〕 THE CHAIR'S BROKEN. LOOK HOW IT'S TILTED..

@playindog   no.  it wasn’t.   (  puts his hand away to shove it into his own coat pocket.  )    you should be more careful.

〔 The fool groans in response, lifting its (surprisingly) un-bruised face. 〕  Excuses. Was my 'catch me' not enough of a warnin' for you?  〔 Swats at his hand. Stop it, this feels degrading! Waaa! 〕  Gah- seriously, knock it off!

@playindog   (  he blinks,  unbothered the way a cat would be.   he then crouches,   pokes at the fool’s head.  )   you didn’t give me a warning.