kikisalemz
dirkjake au but theyre both garfield and thats the only premise garf they eat the lasaga and hate monday and eat hop chip and lie #peakromance i should go to sleep its 2am
kikisalemz
dirkjake au wjhere jake cheats on dirk with markiplier actually thia is a markiplier x jake au which is anninside joke with mt sister and friends i can barely see and cannot type i need to slep
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kikisalemz
dirkjake but jake is from houston and dirk is british so its dirkolas striderton the third and jake texan
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kikisalemz
im bored so now more shitpost aus dirkjake but theyre both bald theres actually an ao3 fic of this called baldstuck! dirkjake and it is the funniest thing ive ever read and i cannot tell if its satire or not
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