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Me: Hey Mom, why did you wake me up at like 6 am?
Mom: yeah we're gonna go on a road trip
Me: O nice bro, where?
Mom: Pennsylvania
Me: Niccceeee... y?
Mom: Shopping
Me: *Stares at her blankly, throws papers up in the air, flips a table* whY THE FUCK ARE WE TRAVELING TO PENNSYLVANIA THAT IS SEVERAL STATES AWAY FOR SHOPPING, AT LEAST IT ISN'T BAD AS GOING CROSS COUNTRY BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE WAS A SALE GOING ON, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY