im so tired

Hi! I am moving to AO3
          I'll be @theykilledcatboy

My god boy.. 

Matteo Florenzi managed to make me dysphoric asf just by existing??? He's the cute boy I never was but always wanted to be

I've cried a lot today and I've needed sleep for hours but I haven't slept because I'm trapped in that place which is tired but won't sleep. Ugh is it worth even taking a shower?
          I might just fall asleep there

Biiiiig trans mood when all you wanna do is take your shirt off in the Summer heat but your chest says nO-

Yes yes I knowwww Blue Hair and Bruises is long overdue but here's another fic anyway-
          Go read it-

Me @ me in my head at some ungodly time of the night apparently:
          
          "When writing guy on guy action, remember the lube... but where do they get lube in Neverland?"
          
          "Uh who is fucking who in Neverland??"
          
          "Ummm.... well it's Neverland so Pan has gotta be involved somewhere...."
          
          "Is it Henry?"
          
          "Oh lord no, the kid is already going through enough in the other fic. He was practically MOLESTED by a hungry Vampire Pan, now he's in some underground place for vampire venom addicts. Peter basically made out with him but he didn't react until he bit his lip and took blood from there, then he's making out with Vampire Felix because fuck he needs the venom. And what, now you think he's banging Pan in Neverland?? Give the poor kid a break. It's Hook. Pan bottoms for Hook."
          
          Yes. I did have this whole conversation in my head with myself. I need sleep but the Monster I just drank says no. And yes, these are all events to happen in upcoming fics. With likely changes of course. But still, poor Henry.
          
          Anyway good night

Oh. And a potential chapter fic is in the works-
          Also OUAT-

I'm... back. And working on my next chapter of Blue Hair and Bruises, as well as a one-shot for Once Upon A Time but I wouldn't advise you read that unless you wanna read poorly written smut

Fuck I'm trying I'm really trying, okay?