what you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex

i was gone for a minute but im back now sit the fuck back down 

charger and your number, can you put your shit in my phone?
damn my phone died, can you put it in my man's phone?

do re mi fa so fucking done with you

dont pick up the phone you know he is only calling cause he is drunk and alone 

payback is a bad bitch and baby im the baddest

captain, hey. welcome to the murder

be brave tris

welcome to the FAYZ. wherever, whenever or whyever that is

this one says die pig. and worst of all, they didn't put the comma between die and pig

fear doesnt shut you down it wakes you up

your a wizard harry

wuntchtime is over. boom! did it both ways. no regrets

it must be because you are so approachable 

im a detective. i will detect

bitch i dont need introduction, follow my simple instructions 

im feeling so fly like a g6

cool motive, still murder

i dont fucking care

okay, dont shoot! that's how people get shot

anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell

he is so strong but so gentle. hes like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres