bitch theres seven⁷

I want a Black Butler Au where everything is the same but Ciel is a girl.
          
          "My Lady, is it that time of month?"
          "Eat shit Sebastain."
          
          "My lady, Do you need help dressing?"
          "NO YOU'LL LOOK!"
          "Not at your flat chest, Lady Phantomhive"
          "EAT SHIT SEBASTAIN, AND THATS AN ORDER!"

The Duolingo bird can't hurt you if you don't have a family

WHY DIDNT I NOTICE YOU GOT 1K DAMN IVE BEEN SHELTERED NOW YOURE ON 1.1K-

Indeed it has 

1400th follower! Grats!

Katsuki, parking the car: Can you get a table for us?
          
          Eijirou: Sure!
          
          *a few minutes later*
          
          Eijirou, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE CAR!!!
          
          Katsuki: What the fu-

Denki: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?
          
          Eijirou: *looks at Katsuki* I want it like my boyfriend
          
          Denki: We don't have popcorn with anger issues 

Zen: Glasses are just so unattractive
          
          707: Damn bitch, I'm just tryna see

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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TODOROKI !