doug gardener’s executioner

yeah, this is my old account and my account name has changed since the move notice (i also lost access to this acc lol forgetting shit is a curse) so lol hi yeah im literal_motherfucker i still go on wattpad sometimes but yeah i have moved to this acc

WE DID GAYS WE GOT A KAIMELIA SEX SCENE #blessed 

got 100% on my French test without even trying

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO THERE IS GIRL IN MY YOUTH THEATRE CLASS WHO IS SO FUCKING PRETTY AND SHES LIKELY MY AGE CAUSE IM IN A CLASS WITH MOSTLY KIDS MY AGE SHES LIKE SO PRETTY IM DECEASED

so im in youth theatre now. this is definitely a defining moment of my life so #slay

of course my mum found out about my twitter account the day i tweeted about the different person i was going to become after slutpop releases ‍

STREAM BEG FOR YOU BY CHARLI XCX AND RINA SAWAYAMA NOW BITCHES

does anyone else remember that video that went around of a guy who shoved a glass jar up his ass and smashed in his ass. that shit traumatised me

twitter never got to see my covid delusions cause my account got its functionality taken away for a week cause i made a joke about beating oli london up for a second time 

guess who woke up drenched in sweat in a already musty smelling bed