straight™

wow 
          i have made
          two
          rupi kaur
          jokes today.
          am i a bad person

read my shit you get a free pot noodle
          *vegan option available

I LOVE THOMAS JEFFERSON TOO
          

I ACTUALLY UPDATED HOLY SHIT

yes i did say 'yeah boi' fuckin fite me
          but read my new chapter first
          thank yall so much for over 1.3k reads on jefferson on your side!!

Your bio gives me life okay bye

Hoi I just wanted say your comments and Shiz always make me laugh have a nice day!

2017 bitches

i have a new book!!!! go read it asap if you 
          a: love hamilton
          b: are gay or
          c: wanna learn about the founding fuckbois an d sinnamon rolls

MERRY CHRISTMAS ASDFGHJKL