Don’tRefereToMe

yeah so it's not letting me read messeges right now for whatever reason so if i don't reply that's why

'doctow we'we wosing the patient'
          'not on my watch- someone get the f.cking defibwilator wight now'
          'DOCTOW WE WOST HIM'
          'NUU-'

has the wattpad layout changed for you guys too?

why i’d be kicked out of the scooby gang
          
          shaggy: zoinks
          scooby: ruh-roh
          daphne: jeepers
          velma: jinkies
          me: well fuck

you guys should like.. you know.. maybe add me on.. instagram and snapchat?
          
          
          
          instagram(s):
          
          - [main] mitoko_thehoe
          
          - [kpop edits] kpop.anatomys
          
          - [new kpop account] seok.minsie
          
          snapchat(s):
          
          - [main] mitoko_thehoe
          
          - [jeonghan fan account] jeonghan0170
          
          - [youngk fan account] notbrian2918
          
          - [seonghwa fan account] pseonghwa3070
          

kobe = dexterity
          yeet = strength
          oof = constitution
          tea = intelligence
          yolo = wisdom
          wig = charisma 
          

✨ THE STAGES OF A CAT YAWN ✨
          
          ☆ [stage one] ☆
           cute tiny “O” mouth
          
          ☆ [stage two] ☆
          sticky the tongue out real far
          
          ☆ [stage three] ☆
          ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD
          
          ☆ [stage four] ☆
          mlem

intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favourite “minor” memes tbh i love it so much. here are some of my all time favourites:
          
          • replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc”
          • replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn, shid, blocket)
          • just... every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)
          • weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)
          • replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)
          

listen up you obstinate fuckers.
          imma write a short story or some shit idk yet.
          but it’s gonna be written in a style i like to call, ‘uncertain’.
          example:
          
          “the park had been there for as ling as i’d lived there, i think. i couldn’t be sure. i was never one to go to the park anyway.”
          
          nobody has any clue what’s going and include me who will be writing it.
          
          you are all welcome

T/W: eating disorders
          not a shit post
          
          
          you ever fuck around and get an eating disorder? same