Warning: My world is very fucking dirty. 

You follow me into my mansion in awe. 

"Please don't mind the sex noises. Ana and Christian are fucking somewhere," I say with a shrug. 

"You mean from 50 Shades of Grey?" you ask in disbelief. 

"Who else, bish?" I ask. 

We quickly walk in and you sneak a peek of Christian giving Ana anal sex. 

You walk away quickly. 

We are inside my mansion and loud music plays from a room. 

"What's going on?" you ask. 

"A party!! C'mon!" I answer before dragging you into my extravagant party room. 

Once inside, you hear Tove Lo singing. 

Meanwhile, you look around and can't believe what you're seeing. 

Victoria Secret models eating fried chicken, Chamning Tatum dancing shirtless on the bar, Dave Franco hung up on my wall shirtless, Cara Delevingne and Barbara Palvin shooting paint balls at a tied up Francisco Lachowski, Beyoncé being flawless, E.L James looking for Christian and Ana, and finally me handing you tequila. 

"Welcome to my world where we don't come out. Even if it's sunlight," I say with a grin. 


Yep. That's my world. 

Anyways, vote and comment on my book. Follow me cuz I follow back. 

And a wise person once said...

"What's 9 + 10?" "21."

15 | Introvert | Psychologically complex | Loves French fries and Dave Franco | Is obsessed with dark things | Perverted | Not as funny as I think I am | Wishing I can be the next Tove Lo | I like dead things | Avid reader and writer | Living la vida loca 

Bye, kittens!