kitkatshitsebola

This is goodbye my fellow Khadam khadets

I like dick
          

u ok der danny boland

Y'orrite Alysia luv xox

Frubes are gud when they're shoved in ur clit 

i always dress as a chicken, go to KFC and scream "ur eating my babies" and then i shove chicken wings up my ass

dog is god spelt backwards

Welcome to CandyLand!
          I'll split your ass in two,
          So take me by my hand;
          Lick it up,
          Slide it down,
          And satisfy my sweet tooth!
          Welcome to CandyLand!
          You'll wanna fuck me twice,
          I'll be your gingerbread man...
          First time naughty,
          Second time nice!

I like big butts and I can not lie
          You other brothers can't deny
          That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
          And a round thing in your face
          You get sprung, want to pull up tough
          'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
          Deep in the jeans she's wearing
          I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
          Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
          And take your picture
          My homeboys tried to warn me
          But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
          Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
          You say you want to get in my Benz?
          Well, use me, use me
          'Cause you ain't that average groupie
          I've seen her dancin'
          To hell with romancin'
          She's sweat, wet,
          Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
          I'm tired of magazines
          Sayin' flat butts are the thing
          Take the average black man and ask him that
          She gotta pack much back
          So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
          Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
          Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
          Shake that healthy butt

u might want to call a bomb squad bc theres gonna be an explosion in ur anus