the only reason you could possibly be looking here is:
1) you're a good friend of mine who's trying to either dig up something to laugh at, or looking for great yiff (it's not here)
2) you're someone i used to know, in which case please leave me be
3) i'm so unreasonably sexy that you were drawn to this account
4) alalalalalallalalalallala
there is nothing here, im keeping this account for stuff i have written at one point in time of which i am not proud of