SO hey. I am B. I'm going to marry Leo Valdez someday (so says my name up top). If you don't know who he is, don't ask me because I'll get upset. Go google it or something (I love how google is a verb now xD).

Alright, about me:

-I am of indeterminable age

-I live on Pluto most of the time. I come to Earth to do research, yo. 

-I have much trouble changing my profile pic. BUT I DID IT!!!

-If you know where my avvie is from, I will love you forever.

-Twilight is not horrible. But I kind of hate it anyway.

-I'm really clueless when it comes to popular music (or music of any kind, really). I have like eighty songs ;A;

-I love love love reading comics and real literature. HOWEVER. If you ask me to read your story and it's...not so great...my self-defense mechanisms will kick in (like a badger, yo!) and I'll go all Etcetera on you.

-If your story is good, though, I will read it cover-to-cover and talk to you about it. Hehehe.

-My writing right now is horrible and so I'm not posting it. I'm working on a story that I'll actually be okay with sharing with the world at large.

-IF I ever get published, my penname is B Valdez, so DO NOT TELL PEEPS MY REAL NAME. Or do, but I'll be upset with you. >:(

-If there's anything you want to know that I didn't put on here (besides, y'know, embarrassing personal habits and my location on Earth so you can kidnap me and find out the source of Plutonian awesomeness) just PM me or comment on here.

-I don't know any language except English. Well, I can say stuff like "Comment allez-vous?" and all that but yeah.

-Bye.

-P.S. If you don't know where my avvie is from I will tell you.

-P.P.S. I am addicted to proper grammar. Except when it's not cool.

-P.P.P.S. Hey you know where my background is from? Awesomeness's location: lfgcomic.com, friends.