I'm sorry, i'm a disgrace to all lesbians everywhere. 

I'd just like to sincerely say thank you to everyone who even took the time to read my shitty book. I wrote it a long time ago and I kind of hate it and love it at the same time. But really, every reader just brought my self esteem up, and that's what I needed. 

okAY I HAVEN'T CHEVJED THE BOOK IN A LONG TIME AND NOW IT'S AT 25K??? I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM 25K AGHHH TY TY TY